Sorry I haven’t posted in a while – the Royal wedding and bank holiday took the shit out of me. Went out all four nights like an absolute legend. Now it hurts when I swallow – that’s what you get for entering pint downing/minge licking competitions. So yeah, sorry about that but I haven’t really been in a right state of mind to start writing again, to be honest,
I’VE ONLY JUST FUCKING WOKEN UP.
Normal service will resume this weekend.