Just a quick warning…

I was going to write a review tonight but I ended up going to the gym and screaming instead.  I’m just writing this now as I feel I should warn you that I won’t be able to write anything over the weekend because I’m going to Centre Parcs.  I’ve never been before and I’m so fucking excited it’s unreal – I’ve already had two dreams about it.

The first one involved a giant, bright orange slide in the shape of a dragon that got faster and faster as you went down provided you took the corners properly – kind of like a bobsleigh, and –

(NO-ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOUR DREAM UNLESS THEY WERE IN IT)

Oh, and you were in it, and you were in it.  Yeah, we were all in it.

The second one I can’t really remember but I woke up covered in semen with my bell-end stuck to the headboard.

SOMETHING I’M SURE WILL NO DOUBT HAPPEN AGAIN THIS WEEKEND.

Anyway, I just thought I would let you know that I won’t be updating this until Sunday, or maybe Monday.

Shit, I’ve just realised I’ve written a post that has nothing to do with 18s.  Erm,

THE FIRST FRIDAY THE 13TH MOVIE WAS AN 18 AND I LIKED IT.

Phew.

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