I was going to write a review tonight but I ended up going to the gym and screaming instead. I’m just writing this now as I feel I should warn you that I won’t be able to write anything over the weekend because I’m going to Centre Parcs. I’ve never been before and I’m so fucking excited it’s unreal – I’ve already had two dreams about it.
The first one involved a giant, bright orange slide in the shape of a dragon that got faster and faster as you went down provided you took the corners properly – kind of like a bobsleigh, and –
(NO-ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOUR DREAM UNLESS THEY WERE IN IT)
Oh, and you were in it, and you were in it. Yeah, we were all in it.
The second one I can’t really remember but I woke up covered in semen with my bell-end stuck to the headboard.
SOMETHING I’M SURE WILL NO DOUBT HAPPEN AGAIN THIS WEEKEND.
Anyway, I just thought I would let you know that I won’t be updating this until Sunday, or maybe Monday.
Shit, I’ve just realised I’ve written a post that has nothing to do with 18s. Erm,
THE FIRST FRIDAY THE 13TH MOVIE WAS AN 18 AND I LIKED IT.