I’ve read reviews, I’ve seen the posters, I’ve watched the trailers and I even did a bit of research about it. I’ve seen a few Kevin Smith films and I liked them. I very much like horror films. However, this just somehow isn’t really doing it for me. I might catch it on DVD possibly, or even on demand or something like that, who knows. One thing I know for sure is, I WILL NOT be seeing this in the cinema.
Wait, there’s someone at the door, I’ll continue my reasoning when I get back.
Sorry, what’s that? It’s an 18?
Ok I’m back but unfortunately I’m going to have to leave you here BECAUSE I NEED TO GET TO THE FUCKING CINEMA AND START QUEUING TO SEE THIS SODDING AMAZING BOLLOCK TWIST OF A MOVIE.