I’ve known about The Raid for a while now, mainly because I’ve got a massive bruise where I headbutted my leg whilst watching the trailer for the first time. I haven’t seen it too many times since because every time I do, I seem to lose a chunk of skin or a bit of hair doing something stupid and reckless.
So imagine my surprise when I woke up naked one evening with my head in the toilet and my shattered laptop in the bath covered in jizz. What the hell happened? Well, retracing my steps, à la The Hangover, I subsequently discovered that they’d released a new trailer for The Raid and I’d watched it. The next few hours are a complete blackout.
The cucumber in the fridge had shit on it too but I’d rather not go into that.
Anyway, take a look at the trailer below and tell me it’s not going to be FUCKING BRILL:
The trailer is already the best film I’ve ever seen in my life.