I’ve heard a lot about this Joss Whedon fellow, but I’ve had enough of all the chirpsing because I’m yet to see much evidence frankly. All he’s done is some wet show about some bitch and some frowning wankers, a pussy show about smarmy bastards on a shitty spaceship, some wack show about some alive Barbies that don’t get their tits out, some wanky internet show about some prick with a shit coat who harps on about bollocks, some wack film about some muggy ponces on a hunk of shit floating in space and some chod-sucking film about some spandex quinces from other films who probably kiss each others’ bumeyes and don’t hang around with The Punisher or anything. Yeah, great CV.
However, luckily for him, some episodes of Angel were 18s and he wrote Alien Resurrection so I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt when it comes to The Cabin in the Woods:
I think it looks quite good but I’ve got a sneaking suspicion that it’s going to be a 15. If this is the case, things are going to get pretty messy pretty quickly, and you’re not gonna like it Mr Whedon, I’ll tell you that for free. Actually, it’ll cost you a wham bar. Wham bars are fucking sweet.
And besides, if it’s not an 18, we’ve always got The Summer of Massacre (“Get me whoever came up with that title! He’s hired!”) – which according to the Guinness Book of World Records, has the highest bodycount of any movie ever made. Although I assume they haven’t seen Premutos: Lord of the Living Dead, because that had loads in it.
Anyway, the trailer’s below. IT LOOKS FUCKING SHIT.
Still going to watch it though because I’m a prick.