Last night I went to see Jackass 3D at the cinema. It was an 18, obviously. I enjoy seeing 18s at the cinema for reasons that will be clear to you. However, try and guess what I like most about going to see an 18 at the cinema?
Answers on a stamp-addressed shit to:
69 Sackima Whithead Avenue
Or, just find out after the jump.
YOU GET TO WATCH THE 18 TRAILERS.
This is clearly the best thing about going to see an 18 at the cinema. When the words:
“All trailers are appropriate to the feature presentation.”
appear, you know you’re in for a rollicking good fuck. I love 18 trailers, because they’re the best kind of trailers – you know why? BECAUSE THEY’RE FOR 18s.
However, Jackass 3D contained no 18 trailers (or any 3D ones), so on the way out I pissed in the Ice Junkie machine and hid a dead rat in the popcorn.