So I liked The Human Centipede, and to a lesser extent, The Human Centipede 2, therefore by default, I’m already looking forward to The Human Centipede 3. Tom Six, the director of both movies has been hinting at how the third and final entry in the trilogy will be the most extreme one, but it’s not going to be easy out-grossing the second one. Don’t worry though, I think he might have thought of a way, because taking a look at Tom Six’s twitter yesterday, I noticed this:
THAT’S A LOT OF SHIT.
To be honest, I think this is going to be either really good or really, really, really fucking bollocks. I’m not entirely sure how he’s going to handle this, especially considering he’s starring in it, alongside Dieter Laser (from part 1) and Laurence Harvey (from part 2). If you thought he’d sprinkled his salad with meta-cheese in part 2, part 3 is going to cause you to puke out your own dick through your anus.
But seriously, that’s going to be a lot of shit isn’t it? That’s over 500 people’s shit. Imagine being the person at the end. Sheesh. I can’t begin to think what the film is going to be like.
Still, that hasn’t stopped me going for a bit of an artist’s impression:
On second thoughts, this is definitely NOT going to be really, really, really fucking bollocks.