I told you what I thought of
your new wife Piranha 3DD the other day, and because I liked it, I’m keeping up to date on the latest developments in its world at the moment. I stumbled upon this today and it made me laugh:
I hope it made you laugh. If not, then we may have a problem on our hands, because it might be that I’ve just posted something on this site that wasn’t funny. I’m going to have to remedy the situation aren’t I? I’m going to have to make you laugh. Fuck. Too much pressure. Erm.
Oh, I know. Me and a friend were talking about a girl the other day and he said “I bet she’s a virgin” and I said “Yeah, she probably still says “Hi” to men.”
I thought that was funny.
IT’S A HYMEN JOKE IF YOU DIDN’T GET IT.