I am having technical difficulties

So a fucking gremlin or a ghost or something moved into my computer whilst I was on holiday and it’s eating all the wires or shitting on the motherboard because I can’t turn the fucker on. So that basically means I can’t update the site at the moment. It looks like I’m going to have to wipe my entire hard disk before I can use it again. I shall attempt this tomorrow so hopefully I’ll be up and running by the weekend.

If not, I’ll try and keep you updated but my bollocks are going to be the size of watermelons so I might end up in hospital which would also stop me from updating.

In the meantime, I suggest you follow me on Twitter (link on the right) because I am still being pant-wettingly and vagina-swellingly hilarious on there…

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