So it’s Frightfest this evening until Monday evening, so gutted if you wanted to read any new and hilarious material on this here very blog in the next few days.
BUT DON’T FRET.
I shall be tweeting like a sodding nutcase (maybe) throughout the weekend, so if you fancy some of that aforementioned new and hilarious material, then you can fucking get it from my twitter.
Trust me, it will be worth it. I may even reveal the secrets behind my infamous explosive two-minute dry-humping techniques.
ROLL ON FRIGHTFEST YOU SQUARES!