If this is shit I’ll punch my dick to Mars

Surely there is no way this can be shit?

It’s an 18. It’s got fuck loads of hip-hop in it. Bare peeps be getting their eyes and heads fucked out by people with spikes in their feet and metal fists. I’m so excited about this. I really am.

I’ve already watched the trailer exactly 6,789 times and this erection looks set to last another 3,456 times. It’s gonna be a loooooooooooooong night.

It’s a good job I’ve got a loooooooooooooong dick.

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