Frightfest All-Nighter Review

So a couple of weeks back, I showed you my predictions for the Frightfest Halloween All-Nighter in the form of crude drawings with willies in them. I laughed while I was drawing them so they MUST have been funny. So to keep with the trend, I thought I’d do my review in the form of crude drawings with willies in them too. So here is what I actually thought of the movies at the Frightfest All-Nighter after I’d seen them:

Excision

 

I REALLY REALLY REALLY LIKED THIS ONE.

 

Gallowwalkers

 

Wesley let me down BIG TIME. This was SHIT. Well Wesley was good, but everything else was SHIT.

 

The Tall Man

 

This was great until about 20 minutes from the end, at which point it turned into ONE OF THE MOST ANNOYING FILMS OF ALL TIME.

 

Bait 3D

Right, I had a bit of a predicament here – basically I didn’t know if this was an 18 or not, and I still don’t know now. It was pretty gory and I’m pretty sure someone says the ‘C’ word (not cunt) (oh wait it was cunt) so it’s got an average chance of being one. So in light of this, I’ve done as I did with the previews – I’ve provided two alternate reactions. Delete as applicable.

If it’s an 18:

 

THIS WAS SO SO SO GOOD

 

If it’s not an 18:

 

THIS WAS SO SO SO BOLLOCKS.

 

Zombie Flesh Eaters Retrospective

 

Pretty much the whole cinema slept through this because everyone has seen it.

 

The Helpers

 

I was right. I HATED this one. Really boring and cliched and not enough tits.

 

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I DON’T HALF LIKE DRAWING SILLY PICTURES ME.

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One Response to Frightfest All-Nighter Review

  1. Shyarpe Nuts says:

    I like pictures.

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