I saw Under The Skin before it had been classified and I walked out sure that it would be an 18 and so told everyone that I’d seen it. I even included it in my Review of 2013. However, it’s been classified a 15 and so now I look like a pillock. This does not make me happy.
Why was I sure it would be an 18? Well, because it contains numerous visible erections. This is instant 18 territory right? Well, who knows? Did the BBFC miss them? I intend to find out, so I sent the following email to the BBFC:
I’ll let you know when I get an answer. IMAGINE IF THEY’D DONE IT WRONG AND I CAUSED IT TO BE RECLASSIFIED. I’D BE A HERO.
I mean I already am a hero, but I would be EVEN MORE of one.