18 related anecdote no. 32

You might have seen the following picture online or in a magazine:

Well, I’d only ever seen it in my nightmares.  There’s a fucking dirty pink mark in the bottom right of the picture and it put the shits right up me.

This is because I have seen Travellers (review here) and to the best of my knowledge I had watched an 18.

BUT DON’T WORRY – click here (if you’re quick enough you might be able to suck up the poo that was on its way to bursting from your anus through sheer terror).

Panic averted.

You can put down the knife now.

Unless of course you were just using it to butter your toast.  You maniac.

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