You might have seen the following picture online or in a magazine:
This is because I have seen Travellers (review here) and to the best of my knowledge I had watched an 18.
BUT DON’T WORRY – click here (if you’re quick enough you might be able to suck up the poo that was on its way to bursting from your anus through sheer terror).
You can put down the knife now.
Unless of course you were just using it to butter your toast. You maniac.