This film looks like it might be ok…

And by ‘ok’ I mean sodding mint.

And by ‘sodding mint’ I mean holy shit this film’s going to be sodding mint.

And by ‘holy shit this film’s going to be sodding mint’ I mean shit me, look how sodding mint this fucker’s going to be – I’d shag it if it were a woman.

And by ‘shit me, look how sodding mint this fucker’s going to be – I’d shag it if it were a woman’ I mean FUCK ALL OF THAT OTHER SHIT YO, THIS FILM’S GOING TO BE SO SODDING MINT AND FIT IF IT WERE A WOMAN I MIGHT AS WELL MARRY IT RIGHT HERE ON THE DANCE FLOOR.

And by ‘MARRY’ I mean ‘FUCK’.

See if you don’t agree:

If you don’t agree, well, you can give me back my mini Pepperamis you nutcase.

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