Remember Saw? It was amazing. It was what I like to call ‘amazing’. It was an ‘amazing 18’. Remember Death Sentence? It was flipping good. It was what I like to call ‘flipping good’. It was a ‘flipping good 18’.
Well, James Wan directed both of them, and his latest film is called Insidious. It also pairs him up with Saw writer Leigh Whannell – this is a good thing. Check out the trailer – it looks quite good:
OH NO WAIT IT’S A 15.
If you still want to see it, come here a minute. Yeah, come over here. Follow me around here, yep, next left, keep following me. You see that cupboard? Open it for me please. Yes, that’s right. Can you see that box over there in the corner? If you can’t, turn on the light. Yep, there you go. Go and open the box. Yeah, that’s the right one.
YEAH ITS FULL OF FUCKING NAPPIES TO STOP SHIT RUNNING OUT OF YOUR BABY ARSEHOLE YOU PRICK.