#18version

I like to do a silly thing on twitter where I think of a version of a shit non-18 film that I would watch. I figured I’d put them on the fucking site because not everybody has twitter and they’re going to miss out on my base comedy stylings otherwise. AND WE WOULD DEFINITELY NOT WANT THAT.

Feel free to tweet me with your own ones (@ionlywatch18s) and I’ll stick them here if they give me an erection.

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Infectious: Based on the Novel ‘Bush’ by Crappire #18version

The Right Muff #18version

Scat-a-poo-wee #18version

Farts of Darkness #18version

Condom of Heaven #18version

Meet the Dockers #18version

Plating for Godot #18version

He’s Just Not That Into Poo #18version

Dinowhores #18version

Mott Fuzz #18version

Days of Chunder #18version

Race to Bitch Mounting #18version

Stop! Or My Mom Will Poop #18version

Snatch Wee If You Can #18version

The Cider House Stools #18version

I, Ho-frot #18version

The Ex-bender-balls #18version

While You Were Queefing #18version

Pacific Quim #18version

The World Is Not A Muff #18version

Turner and Gooch #18version

Revulva #18version

She’s All Twat #18version

Sorryoldanus #18version

The Fartist #18version

Cockout #18version

We Bought a Poo #18version

Get your Borat Out #18version

Cocked Up #18version

The Naked Bum: Hurty-Wee & a Turd #18version

Katy Perry: Fart on Me #18version

Chunderturds #18version

Came in 60 seconds #18version

Stool Runnings #18version

21 Dump Street #18version

The Sore-Wank Redemption #18version

March of the Ten-Quims #18version

Poo-On: The Fudge #18version

I Am Bellend #18version

I, Low-Squat #18version

The Clam Busters #18version

Pole Models #18version

Beverly Hills Cock Wee #18version

Beverly Hills Cock Poo #18version

Beverly Hills Cock #18version

Foetaljuice #18version

Wanker Management #18version

Cummo #18version

8 Piles #18version

Christmas With The Wanks #18version

The Mighty Fucks #18version

The Wedding Finger #18version

Cool Glans Luke #18version

G.A.S.H #18version

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle-heads #18version

The Cunt Saw Red (in) October #18version

Eagle Bum-Eye #18version

The Lovely Rusty Trombones #18version

Nanny FckMee #18version

The Fuck-it List #18version

The Pursuit Of A-Penis #18version

Bone-Her Lisa, Smile #18version

The English Lay-Shunt #18version

Twatliners #18version

Romancing My Bone #18version

Gridiron Gang-Bang #18version

Inspect-Her Vadge-Slit #18version

Inspeculum Gadget #18version

Extremely Deep and Incredibly Invasive #18version

Seeking a Friend for the End of Your Cock #18version

The Five Year Engorgement #18version

Ho Shite and the Cuntsman #18version

Her-Minge-Ate-Her Poo: Fudgement Lay #18version

Alfred Shit-Cock’s Dyke-Ho #18version

Napoolean Hymen-Bite #18version

Bone Alone 2: Watching You Pork #18version

Bone Alone #18version

The Fucksedo #18version

The Girl With The Pearl Necklace #18version

Project Quim #18version

Dick and Whorer’s Intimate Play-Fist #18version

Girls Just Wanna Have Cunnilingus #18version

Gorillas On My Fist #18version

(500) Ways To Bum Her #18version

The Bum Of All Fears #18version

The Horse Fisterer #18version

Sex-Men: Burst Ass #18version

Semi-Prolapse #18version

The Wank Job #18version

Friction Impossiballs #18version

Good Will Cunting #18version

Bellend Ami #18version

Shitman #18version

Magic Dyke #18version

The Foreskin I Live In #18version

True Clit #18version

HAPPY KILLMORE #18version

Journey 2 The Mysterious Brothel #18version

How To Felch Your Dragon #18version

The Dick-Hater #18version

Ace Ventura .. Pet my rectum #18version (courtesy of @gcolo)

Dumbo’s Anus Has Prolapsed, I’m Afraid We’re Going To Have To Put Him Down. #18version

The Hurt Locker #18version (courtesy of @Treiziemesalope)

The Mummy I’d Like To Fuck #18version

Deepthroat Island #18version

The Fleshlight Saga: New Poon #18version

The Hymen, the Bitch and the Whore-Probe #18version

Final Penetration #18version

Four Weddings and a Fisting #18version

Glansporners #18version

Snow White and the 7 Fucking Wankstains #18version

One Response to #18version

  1. Chris says:

    If you’ve not seen Alyce yet, I highly recommend it.
    Apart from being one of the most brutally graphic films I’d seen at the time,
    the acting is top notch and has some good dark humour.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5vvrqoYeLM
    Trailer doesn’t give much away but trust me it’s badass.

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