If you fancy getting in contact with me for any reason (girls, I’m amazing at sex, trust me), then you can get through to me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Or if you’re a PR company with their head screwed on right and you’ve got an awesome 18 you’d like to promote on the web’s premier 18 movie source, then drop me an email and I’ll plug it to fuck and back (if I like it). Also, I wouldn’t mind a couple of nifty adverts on the site because I could do with some extra Haribo money, so get in touch for that too. You know it makes sense.
Finally, please get in contact if you would like me to write something for your website or magazine. As you can see, I rite verry weel,
THE EMAIL IS MAINLY FOR SEXUAL PROPOSITIONS THOUGH.