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Today’s person that I like is Brian Yuzna. Who? BRIAN YUZNA. Who’s Brian Yuzna when he’s at home then? Well, he’s a director who’s made a load of sweet 18s, that’s who. I’ve liked every Brian Yuzna film that I’ve seen – and if that’s not a cast-in-gold grade-A recommendation then buggered if I know what is.
Here’s my rundown of his most important 18s:
Society – You should already know how good this film is. If not, check here.
Bride of Re-Animator – This is the amazing sequel to the even-amazinger original Re-Animator (18, seen). So even though the first one is better, this one is still a piece of nice meat. It’s about a mad scientist called Herbert West who decides that instead of watching X-Factor he’d rather try and make the perfect woman out of dead body parts. Obviously she comes alive and things go wrong. Which is weird, because when I made a woman out of dead body parts, she was pretty normal – bit awkward at dinner parties, but a nice enough girl. (more…)
Ever thought that all the posh dickheads you hear saying things like…
“Mate, mate, ee mee geed, lahst night I was so fucking blotto mate. Mate, the banter was epic mate, MATE, MAAATE, I was lashing it with the best of them mate, we were annihilated, it was banter of the highest order MATE, meet. Seriously dude, meeat, we all got our todgers out and like put them in a dirty pint and then pinned the fuck out of them mate, Spoddy was so farkin wasted, he blew chunks all over Hattie’s knockers, MATE she was so pissed off, she told him to fuck right off – that babe’s got top banter I tell you, she can razz it with the best of them too. Mate, and that was just on the pre-booze, we hadn’t even lashed it round town yet. MEET, it was a different story once we got in the club – we were farhkking downing shots like no tomorrow and giving the chat to anyone that looked at us mate. Seriously, it was epically banterous. Me and Sudger were ratting these babes and we were just there, tonguing them to hell and back, then Sudger’s gf came past – the look on her face! She was fuming, she just came right up to Sudger, and knocked him out – he was down for the count mate, MEAT, we were creasing it – I was shouting BANTER! BANTER! and everyone was wetting it mate. Then after some more sammie bees, we were chatting about the length of our toddies and suddenly Hedsy shat himself, but he was so rinsed that he just made a dirty pint out of it with some beans and our cocks and chinned it right there and then – I mean what an absolute blinding legend. Proper LEDGE that lad I tell you. I was so bloody rat-arsed I fisted him but we both knew it wasn’t gay cos we were pinning some whisky while we were doing it.” (more…)