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The Doghouse Blooper Reel (2010)

After my Danny Dyer feature the other week, I went on a bit of a DVD binge and bought loads of Dyer films that I hadn’t seen. One of them was Doghouse. It’s about a bunch of mates who go to some village in the middle of nowhere, only to find that all the women have turned into slathering, axe-wielding maniacs. So they kill them and shit. Sounds wicked no?

Well yeah, it does. It’s also got a nice shiny 18 on the front cover. Sweet – got all my bases covered.


Yep, I fell into the trap of buying a DVD with special features that push the film up to an 18. But I hate wasting money, so before I snap the DVD in two, put it in two microwaves and then catapult both microwaves into the air before shooting them with a shotgun, I thought I might as well watch these special features.  I’ve come to the conclusion that the Blooper Reel is what makes this an 18, because Danny Dyer says ‘cunt’ a lot.  Here’s my review.

I thought the Blooper Reel was very funny because Danny Dyer said ‘cunt’ a lot but without seeing the film, there’s no context to anything so I didn’t really know what was going on.

I give it 3 18s out of 10



I give Doghouse 1 shitting dick out of 1 because it was shitter than a shitting dick.

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People I Like no. 8: Danny Dyer

First off, we’ve got a bit of an I Only Watch 18s exclusive here, here’s a special message to all you lovely I Only Watch 18s readers:



You know it.

So yeah, I fucking like Danny Dyer, and I fucking like his films and if you don’t then you’re probably blind or a cat or something.  He’s been in some amazing 18s, and I really do mean amazing – at least one of my favourite films of all time is a Danny Dyer film.  Ok, yeah, he’s been in some shit 15s and that, but as you can see in the video above, he obviously hasn’t even seen them – guess he was just picking up the paycheck.

So, pull your tampon out, put some fucking lip-balm on and let me shag you through a journey of Danny’s 18-rated career: (more…)

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