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So I’m back from Frightfest now and I’m absolutely knackered. A combination of endless film watching, late nights, early starts and relentless cubicle ramming in the girls bogs has truly taken it out of me and all I really want to do is sleep. But because I’m sure you want to know how many women I slept with over the weekend (and how good the films were) I thought I’d start my weekend write up now innit.
I’m only going to briefly outline my thoughts on the films that I saw because I figured it would be much better to give them proper reviews. And also I’ll be able to fit in more penis jokes that way.
So let’s start with Day 1:
Fucking fuck this shit. Literally fuck it. Put your dick in it and FUCK it. Open its arse, bend it over AND FUCKING FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF IT.
You may have noticed that I’m a bit angry. Well, you’ll probably want to know why, no?
Basically, I was perusing the BBFC website today and JESUS HOLY FUCKING CHRIST there was some shit on it. Take a little look at the following:
I assume this is some sort of joke right? This is the bloody lads at the BBFC pulling a fast one isn’t it? They’re larking about like a bunch of cheeky rogues aren’t they? What a gang of ripping legends pulling our legs eh? What a naughty bunch of coconuts?
Wait, my phone’s ringing brb.
OH TURNS OUT IT’S NOT A JOKE.