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So you’ve probably heard of The Human Centipede by now. If not, I’ll enlighten you – it’s about a man who decides it would be a bit of a lark to surgically attach three people mouth to anus, thus forming the titular abomination.
So yeah, not about a guy who turns into a centipede (something which my friend who went with me (to the premiere, if you’re asking) thought it was about – needless to say she was surprised). However, once you’re over the initial idea, The Human Centipede isn’t that hard to watch. It is however, really good.
The film begins with two girls broken down on a deserted road,
“Fuck” one of them says, “what are we going to do?”
“Erm, well, I’ve been looking at your arse and I quite fancy stitching my mouth to it – so what say we find a mad scientist willing to do it for us?” The other replies.
“Yeah go on then you bitch, SPRING BREAK!” (more…)