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Beatdown (2010)

So I quite like all these shit straight-to-DVD MMA films because, as I’ve said before, I’m very easily pleased.  Make a silly face at me and I’ll laugh.  Make a stupid noise and I’ll laugh.  Show me your small dick and I’ll laugh because mine’s much bigger.  Show me a shit MMA film and I’ll enjoy it.

Beatdown is a shit MMA film that I showed to myself and enjoyed.  I also assume that those of you that are easily pleased/like shit MMA films will also like this.  You don’t believe me?  Well I’ve applied the shit MMA films checklist to Beatdown, and it’s done pretty well:

PUNCHING……….✔
KICKING……….✔
HEADBUTTING……….✔
ARM BARS……….✔
LEG BARS……….✔
HEADLOCKS……….✔
NOSEBLEEDS……….✔
TITS……….✘
CAGES……….✔
TRAINING MONTAGES……….✔
HOT WOMEN……….✔
BAI LING……….✘
VINNIE JONES……….✘
REAL MMA FIGHTERS……….✔
MINGE……….✘
GROWN MEN CRYING……….✔
A MEXICAN PERSON……….✔✔✔
SHIT SEX SCENES……….✔
ERIC BALFOUR……….✔
TWO ENDINGS……….✔
KIMBO SLICE……….✘
PRESS UPS……….✔
BUSHY EYEBROWS……….✔
A MOTORBIKE……….✔
FIGHTS IN CARPARKS……….✔
TERRIBLE ROCK MUSIC……….✔
TERRIBLE/POINTLESS FLASHING LIGHTS……….✔
ANAL FISTING……….

So as you can see, it’s got pretty much all the usual bases covered. (more…)

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