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Super (2010)

“Hey, you should watch Kick-Ass!”

“Why’s that?”

“It’s brilliant!”

“What’s it about?”

“It’s about a kid that wants to be a superhero but he hasn’t got any super-powers!”

“That sounds good!”

“Yeah it’s wicked! Do you want to borrow it on DVD?”

“Yeah ok!”

“I’ve got it with me, here you go!”

“Thanks!”

“That’s ok!”

“Oh.”

“What’s the matter?”

“Oh dear.”

“What are you doing with that baseball bat?”

“Come here.”

“What, why?”

“Because I want to shove this fucking thing up your arse.”

“What? Stop being silly!”

“Bend over, prick.”

[*Shoves baseball bat up prick’s arse and throws DVD under bus*]

“Why did you do that?”

“YOU FUCKING WILL BE. I’LL BE IN MY TRAILER.” (more…)

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