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So I was walking up to the train station this morning when I saw a ginger girl who looked quite attractive. The fact that she was ginger and attractive is a massive plus because I like ginger girls who are also attractive. Then, oh no! She tripped! I heard a clatter and I assumed that she’d dropped some books, but as I walked closer I realised they were DVDs.
This was a good start.
However, she’d be going right back on the floor if they were shit ones. I quickened my pace in order to have a look, and I felt my temples pulse, my trousers strain, and my buttocks clench – I knew what was about to happen.
MY 18 SENSE WAS FUCKING TINGLING.
I peered on the floor and saw that bright red beacon of hope and instantly the girl became one hundred times more attractive. The DVD was Mirrors 2, which I haven’t seen and is supposed to be shit but I couldn’t have given six shafting cum-stains – all that mattered was that it was an 18. The fact it was a horror only made her more eligible.
Then, as I walked past, not bothering to help because I’m fucking cool and hard and I didn’t want to break my swagger, I saw some of the other DVDs. One was green.
I knew instantly which one it was.