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Here’s another ‘might not know his name – definitely know his face’ person. A bit like me, I’m one of those guys, well to women anyway – they don’t know my name, but when they see me THEY KNOW WHO I AM. I’ll walk past and they’ll say, “There’s Pendulum Man – he’s so dreamy!” They call me pendulum man because of the way that my penis acts as a gigantic pendulum as I swagger past.
Anyway, Lance Henriksen (pendulum attributes pending) is one of my favourite actors, mainly because…YOU GUESSED IT!
If you didn’t, tough. (more…)