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3D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy (2011)

A person: Hi.
Me: Hi.
A person: How are you today?
Me: I’m ok thanks, you?
A person: I’m great – nice day isn’t it?
Me: It is quite nice isn’t it? I’d say it was a perfect temperature!
A person: You got that right!
Me: So anyway, did you want something or did you just want to talk about the weather?
A person: Oh silly me! Yes I did want something, sorry.  I just wanted to ask you if you’d like to come and see a film?
Me: Well that depends on a number of factors, one in particular.
A person: Yes?
Me: Well, it has to be an 18.
A person: It is!
Me: Great, talk to me.
A person: There will be lots of tits and vaginas in it.
Me: Oooh I like tits and vaginas.
A person: It’s a porno.
Me: Ooooh I like pornos.
A person: It’s in fucking 3D.
Me: This just gets better.
A person: Do you want to see it then?
Me: Why don’t you ask my erection you fucking dunce.


This was roughly what happened just before I saw 3D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy – only I went with a different person in the end because a much fitter girl came along and pornos are perfect for first dates. So, onto the review:


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