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Don’t you hate it when you’re up in a dodgy council estate in Scotland, doing your social services bit, when a mad witch woman puts a curse on you, some chavs call you a ‘frigid bitch’, you get hit over the head with a metal pipe, a bloke starts stalking you and pulling pigeons’ guts out in front of you, your Mum says you’re not allowed to have sex with the hot girl that really fancies you, the wallpaper in your house is covered in Pagan symbols, your mate’s gone missing, and to top it all off, there’s a gigantic werewolf-type bastard running around killing everyone?
What, that’s never happened to you? You need to get out more mate – stop living life on the sidelines, put down the Playstation and get out there. Jeez, kids nowadays – bone idle. (more…)