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Here’s another ‘might not know his name – definitely know his face’ person. A bit like me, I’m one of those guys, well to women anyway – they don’t know my name, but when they see me THEY KNOW WHO I AM. I’ll walk past and they’ll say, “There’s Pendulum Man – he’s so dreamy!” They call me pendulum man because of the way that my penis acts as a gigantic pendulum as I swagger past.
Anyway, Lance Henriksen (pendulum attributes pending) is one of my favourite actors, mainly because…YOU GUESSED IT!
If you didn’t, tough. (more…)
Here’s a guy whose name I’ll bet ten Tazos that you don’t recognise. If you do, it’s no skin off my back – I’ve got loads of Tazos. But if you don’t (which you won’t) then drop and give me ten.
So, you might not recognise his name, but I bet 5 series 2 rare pogs that you’ll recognise his face:
Yes? Unlucky, gimme your pogs. No? Again, not an issue – I’ve got pogs coming out of my arse. (more…)