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The Lovers’ Guide 3D: Igniting Desire (2010)

ALL THIS FUCKING TIME I’VE BEEN HAVING SEX IN 2D WHEN I COULD HAVE BEEN DOING IT IN 3D.

All I needed was The Lovers’ Guide 3D: Igniting Desire to teach me how.

It’s basically like The Lovers’ Guide, you know, the video you found in your mate’s parents’ sock drawer with Showgirls and you watched on a double-bill while giggling like schoolchildren (because you were schoolchildren).

No?

Come one guys, it’s the one with ACTUAL KNOBS AND FLANGES in it.

Yeah, thought you’d get it from that. (more…)

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