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I watch a lot of shit films. I mean A LOT. Some of them are so shit I get confused when I see the DVD case on my bed because I think I’ve shat there so I try and clean it up with disinfectant and I go and have a shower.
However, the above point is fucking moot as I have just seen The Man From Nowhere and I’ll tell you something for free – IT WAS NOT SHIT. It was instead, absolutely fucking amazing.
Ever since I saw the trailer, I knew it was going to be good – it was a revenge film after all. I knew this because I have never seen a revenge film that I haven’t liked. So revenge plus a good trailer equals fucking good in my opinion. A few pairs of tits wouldn’t have gone amiss but you can’t have it all can you?
And by ‘ok’ I mean sodding mint.
And by ‘sodding mint’ I mean holy shit this film’s going to be sodding mint.
And by ‘holy shit this film’s going to be sodding mint’ I mean shit me, look how sodding mint this fucker’s going to be – I’d shag it if it were a woman.
And by ‘shit me, look how sodding mint this fucker’s going to be – I’d shag it if it were a woman’ I mean FUCK ALL OF THAT OTHER SHIT YO, THIS FILM’S GOING TO BE SO SODDING MINT AND FIT IF IT WERE A WOMAN I MIGHT AS WELL MARRY IT RIGHT HERE ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
And by ‘MARRY’ I mean ‘FUCK’.
See if you don’t agree:
If you don’t agree, well, you can give me back my mini Pepperamis you nutcase.