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18 related anecdote no. 32

You might have seen the following picture online or in a magazine:

Well, I’d only ever seen it in my nightmares.  There’s a fucking dirty pink mark in the bottom right of the picture and it put the shits right up me.

This is because I have seen Travellers (review here) and to the best of my knowledge I had watched an 18.

BUT DON’T WORRY – click here (if you’re quick enough you might be able to suck up the poo that was on its way to bursting from your anus through sheer terror).

Panic averted.

You can put down the knife now.

Unless of course you were just using it to butter your toast.  You maniac.

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Travellers (2010)

This one’s one of those stupid city folk go around messing about with locals and getting FUBAR movies.  You know, Wrong Turn (18, seen), Deliverance (18, seen), Southern Comfort (18, need) etc – that kind of shit.  Although none of them are shit.  When I say shit, I mean stuff.  Apart from when I say “I’m going for a shit” – then I actually mean shit.  Or “Dammit, I stepped in some dog shit” – that’s actual shit again.  But “Just been looking at shit on the internet” would mean stuff, unless of course I’d actually been looking at real shit on the internet.  But I’ve never done that obviously, hahahahaha, haa.

So anyway, back to Travellers.  It’s about four blokes who go off on a motorcycle holiday and decide it would be ‘banter’ if they wrote ‘PIKEY SCUM’ on a caravan.  Turns out some Irish nutcases live in that caravan and they’re not exactly happy about the new paint job.  So obviously they go a bit mental and start trying to kill the city boys. (more…)

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